Please Do NOT Make This!! This is THE Grossest Cake I Have Yet To See!

Ingredients:

• 1 package German chocolate acke
• 1 package 1 cake
• 1 box vanilla pudding
• 12 oz vanilla sandwich cookies
• 3 drops green food coloring
• 12 oz small tootsie rolls (Can’t imagine what you would need THAT for…)

Directions:

1. Prepare the cake mixes.  Bake. Let cool.
2. Prepare the pudding and refrigerate.
3. Crumble the sandwich cookies in the food processor and set aside 1/4 cup of them.
4. Add 3 drops of green food coloring to the 1/4 cup of crumbled cookies.
5. When the cakes are cooled, crumble them up and combine them together, adding the vanilla pudding and 1/2 of the white crumbled sandwich cookies.  You may not need all of the pudding so don’t put it in all at once.  You want the texture to be moist but not soggy.
6. Grab your BRAND NEW UNUSED kitty litter box and line it with a kitty litter box liner.  Put the cake mix in.
7. Take 3 or 4 of the tootsie rolls and put them in the microwave until melted.  Scrape them up and mix some of the green cookie crumbs in them.  Scrape them on top of the cake.
8. Heat the rest of the tootsie rolls up and bend them into poopie shapes and add into the cake.  Leave one for last and let it hang over the side. (Realistic, right?)
9. Sprinkle the remaining green cookie crumbs all over and of course, serve it with a pooper scooper.

How disgusting is this?

Do you have a more disgusting recipe?  I would REALLY like to see it.

Thank you to thestir.cafemom.com for this terrible recipe!

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